ALLO: All Summed Up

Posted by Thomas J. Brown at 0949 hrs

I just e-mailed a summary of my site to someone and I thought I'd post it here as well.

I described my site as, "about four years worth of blogs that can be summed up thusly:

Wow, look, I have a blog!
I can't stop thinking about my ex and how she cheated on me.
I'm sad.
I'm sad.
Still thinking about the ex.
I'm really sad.
I'm contemplating suicide.
I'm sad.
I'm a loser.
Ex again.
I'm a fucking loser.
I'm contemplating suicide again.
I'm sad.
I have a girlfriend.
We broke up.
We're back together.
London kicks ass.
I have a new job.
I'm engaged.
I have a cat.
Life is good."

If you've never read back into the archives, it might be worth doing. There are a lot of painful posts, but every once in a while I find something really funny. Like this post.