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29
Jul
2007

Secular Sunday III - Bible Spoiler

Posted by Thomas J. Brown at 0726 hrs

Bible Spoiler: Jesus dies on page 681

I saw this recently and couldn't resist posting it here.

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On 29 July 2007, Phoenix said:

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Bash quote:

[Duskmon] It must have blown to be one of the first outsiders to convert to Christianity.
[Duskmon] Like, you're reading through the Bible for the first time, and then a bunch of Hebrews burst into your Church shouting "CAIN KILLS ABEL IN GENESIS FOUR VERSE EIGHT!"

On 29 July 2007, Andrea said:

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yeah, but He comes back to life two pages later, put that in your spoiler pipe and smoke it ;)

On 30 July 2007, Phoenix said:

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Ach, I haven't read that far yet! Don't ruin it for me!

More Bash:

grosslack: Hell is a place of everlasting damnation and fire.
locokamil: Your belief system is thermodynamically unsound.

On 3 August 2007, Boo said:

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What a great spoiler.
When I worked in a book store a man came in to preach. "My Jesus is still alive! he did not die! He walks with me and he lives with me. Jesus is alive!"

Being a bit younger and quicker with the quip I asked him, "Wow. That's one old man. The smell has got to be awful. How do deal with it?"

He left. Guess he didn't read the whole book. :-)

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