Okay, it’s almost three in the morning and I’m still awake. What the hell? I’ve tried all sorts of things in an attempt to get to sleep and nothing is working. I’ve spent the last hour laying in bed trying to get to sleep. Argle. I guess I’ll just have to go back to my…

Well, it’s official. Selling your scalp as ad space is the hot new trend. I decided I couldn’t pass up something like this, so I set up my own auction that gives companies a chance to advertise on me.

On my way to work tonight (which is where I am writing this from), I happened to pass a Zip’s Restaurant. Nothing special, I know, but I found it very amusing that there was a police car waiting in the drive through.

Okay, this is quite disturbing. A guy in Des Moins, IA is selling the following on eBay: “Want to reach a large audience in a unique fashion. Advertise on my scalp. I am currently attending Iowa State University and I am willing to put a tattoo advertisement on my head. My head is already shaved,…

What’s the deal with all these companies wanting to approve people with bad credit for loans and such? Oh sure, it sounds like a great deal. “Bad credit? No credit? No problem! We want to approve you for a new car!” How is that a deal? Oh wait! I understand now! You start out with…

It’s amazing how, even now, something so innocuous as Her handwriting can bring the pain flooding back.

“We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the MALE perspective. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us bitching about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are…

I wish the shows on Food TV would agree with one another. Good Eats and Food 911 offered vastly differing methods of preparing artichoke, which isn’t a problem. It’s just that Food 911 made it seem like certain steps are required (and ended up with some pretty ugly artichoke), whereas Good Eats proved they weren’t…

You know, Spy TV would be a much more interesting show if they had cameras hidden in girls’ locker rooms and showers.

So there’s this mile-wide asteroid that’s headed for earth and could potentially kill us all. But it’s seventeen years away, so I’m not sweating it.