I have finally created a Zazzle store! There isn’t a whole lot there right now, but I’ll be adding more stuff as I think of it. You can always find it by clicking on “Support ALLO” in the navigation menu.

The first shirt I made was this one:

Porn is a story with a happy ending

I think that’s pretty self-explanatory. The other shirt I have is:

X is △ is a joke I accidentally came up with while playing Rock Band. I know the description says we were drunk, but I think we may actually have been sober, which makes my gaffe even sadder.