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Nine-One-One
Holy fuck. The United States is under attack by terrorists. My mom woke me up at about 7am this morning (Pacific Time) to tell me that. Both of the world trade towers have collapsed. What the fuck? I was flipping through all the channels we get and I counted 24 different channels that were broadcasting…
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But does she taste like PEZ, as well?
Hee hee! My cuddle-buddy kissed me tonight! I don’t mean the kind of friendly kissing we’ve shared in the past, I’m talking a complete snog. And more than one, as well. ‘We’ve got all year.’ Well, I’m a hap- hap- happy snowman. Er, guy. Sorry, I’ve been watching old school Mickey Mouse Club (like, from…
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Where’s The Fire?
People are amazing. To quote a friend, ‘If you don’t, everyday, say to yourself, “my God, the world is =crawling= with stupid people!” well then I have some bad news for you.’ Today I was shopping with my mom (and my cuddle-buddy) in Safeway. We’re walking along minding our own business when all of a…
