The Puddler’s Tale

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Mike posted this meme challenge over on his blog and said everyone had to do it. I don’t normally go in for this sort of thing, but it’s similar to a meme I was planning on doing. It also reminds me of reading the fortunes from fortune cookies and adding “in bed” to the end, because of the silliness that inevetiably ensues.

That said, I ended up with some very silly answers, as well as some with which I would strongly agree. Of the 4,154 songs on my iPod (really? Only 4,154? Hmm), below are the 24 songs that I ended up with.

If you’d like to play along (which you should because it’s fun), here are the directions:

  1. Put your iTunes on shuffle.
  2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
  3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds.

How would you describe yourself?

Every MomentRogue Wave

Yeah, that’s probably pretty true.

What do you like in a guy/girl?

Good Girl Gone BadRihanna

Definitely true!

What is your motto?

I Crush EverythingJonathan Coulton

Now you know why I can’t have nice things.

What do your friends think of you?

Yoga Means UnionAmbulance Ltd.

You’re my friends, you’ll have to tell me what it means.

What do you think about often?

Par LinghadeSafri Boys

What do your parents think of you?

Video Tapez (ft. Del the Funky Homosapien)AmpLive

What do you think of your best friend?

Lewis (Mistreated)Radiohead

What do you think of the person you like?

The House at the Top of the TreeThey Might Be Giants

What do you want to be when you grow up?

In The BloodBetter Than Ezra


What do you think when you see the person you like?

Full Circle TrackDJ Dara

I’ll bet that this isn’t actually the name of the song. I still have a lot of MP3s with incorrect information. Correcting them is a long, uphill battle.

What song will they play at your wedding?

How Ya Want It – Jungle Brothers – DJ Panzah Zandahz

Wait, this wasn’t played! My confidence in the validity of this meme is seriously shaken! This song is from the album Radiohead Remixed. Check the torrent sites to see if you can still find it.

What will they play at your funeral?


If anyone plays Oasis at my funeral, you can just kill me. Oh, wait. For the record, this is on a compilation album.

What is your hobby/interest?

DesolateMaria Kalaniemi

From the damn cool album, Bellow Poetry.

What is your biggest fear?


Nothing like lousy Soviet television to get your heart pumping!

What is your biggest secret?

No SurprisesRadiohead

This could be interpreted to be very true.

What do you think of your friends?

I Bless The Day – Cyba Space feat. ShanieDJ Dara

Seriously, you guys are great!

What will you repost this as?

The Puddler’s TaleStan Rogers

What is your theme song?

Na Hala O NaueKeola Beamer

I had my fingers crossed for something cool like the Imperial Death March, but I have to say, I’m definitely not disappointed by this.

What do you think of your family?

Executive TransvestiteEddie Izzard

Now I know this meme is lying!

What is your best friends theme song?

A Girl Like MeRihanna

What is your mood right now?

Summer WindFrank Sinatra

As in, “Damn this snow! I’m ready for a summer wind!”

If your heart could talk what would it say?

Whatever Lola WantsSarah Vaughn

I do have a hard time saying no to pretty girls.

What do your coworkers think of you?

Million Dollar QuestionRadiohead

What does your future look like?

LumpThe Presidents of The United States of America

Well that about sums it up, doesn’t it?

So there ya go. If you play along, post a link in the comments!

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  1. 4,154? I thought I had a lot with 2,090. Good to hear you also only want to hear Oasis after you’re dead.

  2. ho hum where did you get this music? hmmm “Maria Kalaniemi”, “Ambulance Ltd”


  3. @Mike – Even after I’m dead, it’s a little sketchy.

    @Nicole – You may have had something to do with it. -)

  4. mcC

    Imperial Death March rocks! I was prepared to get something from the Buffy musical episode as wedding or funeral song actually, but no such luck. But I really had fun with this meme, thanks a bunch 🙂

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