Tomorrow afternoon, Morah and I head out for Hawaii! I’m so excited to =finally= go home again. It’s been about five years since I was last in Honolulu and I’m told a lot has changed. This trip will be doubly nice for Morah because not has she never been to Hawaii before, but now she’ll…

Has anyone else noticed that the title character of Fox’s new show House has the same name as a death-row inmate?

What the fuck is wrong with people? I mean, seriously. How many fire drills did you do when you were in school? A million? Two million? =EVERYONE= knows that when a fire alarm goes off, you’re supposed to get out of the building and stand back. Well back. But, as you may recall from my…

We remember.

My blog archives are =finally= complete. I managed to rescue about four or five comments, but several have been lost. In the future, I should be able to export everything before I have to reinstall… If you notice anything that seems out of place (such as half of an entire month’s posts in bold for…

Last night I saw The Italian Job. No, not that one. I’m talking about the original 1969 version with Michael Caine and Noël Coward. Eddie Izzard has a great bit about it and, being as I love the Mini Cooper and Michael Caine, I have wanted to watch it for some time. It sucked. It…

Sorry about not changing the APLO image last week, I got busy at work and then forgot about it until Friday, at which point I figured I would just leave it up until this week. Most of my time has been taken up by writing my novel for NaNoWriMo, which is why I haven’t done…

I recently received what is, quite possibly, the single best example of a mass e-mail that felt as though it had been written for me alone. Here it is (in its unashamed truth and glory): Dear Writer, Here we are. Week Two. If there were a zodiac sign for each cycle of the noveling escapade,…

Here’s one I meant to post a long time ago and recently found while doing some cleaning. TV stations like to post viewer comments in their employee break rooms because, quite frankly, it’s fun to laugh at stupid people. So this guy called us up to complain and, since one was around at four in…

We are lost.