Category: Blog

  • Whip It Good

    Argle bargle. I feel so crappy. My throat hurts a lot. So does my neck because I have to sleep sitting up. I have to sleep sitting up because I can’t lie on my back and breath out of my nose at the same time. I can breath in and out of my mouth, and…

  • I’ll have to fight them off with a stick!

    Wow. Two interesting things happened today and they both had to do with girls. First, and most importantly, Morah broke up with Bob. Which means she’s single. Which means the girl I’ve fallen in love with and who has fallen in love with me over the past few months is available. I can finally go…

  • I can’t talk, but I can type!

    So I got my tonsils out yesterday. Boy, was that ever interesting. It was terrible! The woman who was inserting the IV tried my left hand twice and failed both times (on account of my tough skin and the fact that I was nervous). It hurt a lot which didn’t help at all. She got…

  • My First Surgery

    Well, I’m having my tonsils out tomorrow at 8a. I’m very nervous. They’re going to put an I.V. in my arm and I’m not sure I’m okay with that. The prospect scares the hell out of me. I don’t know why, but it does. And it doesn’t help that =EVERYONE= tells me that my throat…

  • Smile and Cry

    Despite my best efforts, I’m not dead yet. I’ve been working my ass off this quarter (ergo few posts) while concurrently being sick with chronic tonsilitis. The result is that as soon as school gets out, I’m going to have my tonsils removed. Monday (the 19th) will mark two months of being sick. Yippee. I…

  • Holy crap, being sick sucks

    I’ve been sick since September 19 and no one can figure out why. Four doctors with 100 years of experience between them are all baffled. What the fuck? School is good. Morah is amazing. There is no way for you to understand our relationship unless you’ve had a friend like this before, and chances are,…

  • For Morah

    ‘Kiss me on the eyelids, make bad things go away. Kiss me on my forehead, make everything ok. Hold my face real steady, I don’t want you to miss, Cos the remedy for all my pain is jus 1 kiss.’ – Kissalude by Basement Jaxx ‘Jus one kiss will make it better, Jus one kiss…

  • Perfect Drug

    My apologies for taking so long to write another blog. To my surprise and delight I discovered that a number of people not only read my blog, but actually (and I quote) “need my fix!” The reason is that the Internet here at school blows. It’s really, really slow. Plus I’ve been quite busy. I…

  • “There’s a little gold ring you wear on your hand makes me understand”

    Many interesting things have happened since I wrote that blog. My friend and I have since talked about things and we are on good terms again. I came down with tonsillitis and have begun taking Augmentin and Vioxx, so that’s fun. I am an orientation leader for freshmen here at Eastern Washington University, but none…

  • Offline Blog From 19 Sept 2001

    I realized two very important things last night. First, I’m afraid of children. My greatest fear is being a bad parent. I was at someone’s house and one of their friends came over who has a 3-year old son. While the kid was really cute, I found that I was nervous. I didn’t know how…