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  • Clever Porn

    Well, I’ve managed to simmer down a bit. Morah and I are talking, and that’s good. We’ll see what happens. I was poking around on the Internet the other day (do you ever read people’s Blogs and wonder how they ended up finding the crap they link to?) and I saw an interesting looking ad,…

    February 20, 2003
  • History Repeats Itself

    “The only second chance you get is the chance to make the same mistake twice.” I had two second chances. Two girls and two second chances. I tried with one of them. I made the same mistake. One down, one to go.

    February 13, 2003
  • Photo Essay: An Anal Look At Anal Lube

    Today I was looking for a picture I had seen previously on the Internet that featured a couple on the couch and a tub of anal lube on the table next to them. It didn’t take me long to find the picture. After I saved the image (so I could e-mail it to a friend…

    February 10, 2003
  • The Storm

    Today’s forcast: Storm warning.

    February 7, 2003
  • Bang Bang

    I got shot at today. Two guys fired three rounds at me. My elbow hurts from where I hit the ground. Oh, did I mention that the gun had blanks in it?

    February 7, 2003
  • Still No Good At Dating

    Well, I was stood up again. I should have seen it coming, and in a way, I did. All day I was looking forward to going out with her and all day there was this little voice in the back of my head warning me not to get too excited. Sure enough, within 30 minutes…

    February 5, 2003
  • FUBU means, “Fuck you, big ugly.”

    Oh my god! I can’t live with this kind of stupidity! The guy down the hall who thinks I’m a racist is at it again. Tonight, I was hanging out with Jenna (the belly dancer) in my room. At one point in the evening, we left my room and went down into the lobby. It…

    February 5, 2003
  • And I don’t have allergies, either.

    Today’s forcast: Blue skies all around me.

    February 1, 2003
  • FUBU

    I was sitting in the school’s premiere dining establishment today (don’t let the word premiere fool you, it still sucks) when I noticed one of the employees pick up a condom (unused and still in the wrapper) off the floor and try to hand it to a girl who happened to be sitting nearby. She…

    January 30, 2003
  • Ladder Theory

    Holy shit! This explains =EVERYTHING=. Mirror.

    January 28, 2003
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