A Life Less Ordinary

I found this quote in an old blog entry of mine. I laughed my ass off. I love this quote. “When She and I were together I felt like a million bucks. Now I need to spend and spend until there’s nothing left. I’ll always save a little, though. A nest egg, if you will.…

“Ravi: Wotto means swearing with someone else. William: Um… swearing with someone else? Ravi: Yeah. Like, instead of just swearing with yourself, you use somebody else. William: When I say “fu”, you say?? Lesley: Ck! You’re right. It’s much easier with two people. William: Much. Ravi: Nonononono. Wotto doesn’t work like that. It’s like, you…

Whoa, whoa, whoa… Back up the short bus. What the fuck is this? How come this chick didn’t tell me about this? You know how I found this? Good old Google. I was just messing around and seeing if I could find my site on Google and I found this! Excuse me, but I’d like…

Morah left just three hours ago and already feel that empty feeling. Or maybe I’m just bored. I think it’s a combination of both, and that can’t be good. *sigh* She’s so wonderful. I’m so lucky to have found her.

There is something terribly wrong with this.

Yay! Today kicks ass and sucks at the same time. What do you want first, the good news or the bad news? How about the bad news first… Morah is going home today. The good news is… Morah and I are officially together! Yay! I’m so happy. We’re so happy. Hee hee… I’m all giddy.…

Today I was looking for something to eat in the fridge, and I discovered that my family has a lot of cheese. I mean a lot. We have block cheddar, pre-sliced cheddar, Kraft Singles, two chunks of block Monterey Jack, Brie, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Muenster, and a large number of small ‘sample-sized’ cheeses that we got…

So, I saw the movie Ali yesterday. It sucked. I didn’t like it much. That’s not to say I didn’t like it at all, just not very much. What was wrong with it? Well, it had a poor plot structure, medicore cinematography, terrible audio, numerous continuity errors, bad color timing, and probably a whole bunch…

Happy New Year from Thomas & Morah!

Oh my god, I just saw the stupidest thing ever on TV. I was flipping through the channels and I discovered CSPAN’s latest blunder: Book TV. I’m not joking, Book TV actually exists. They were showing a publication party for Chris Matthews (whoever that is) that happened on the 29th. The people were arguing about…