[Duskmon] It must have blown to be one of the first outsiders to convert to Christianity.
[Duskmon] Like, you’re reading through the Bible for the first time, and then a bunch of Hebrews burst into your Church shouting “CAIN KILLS ABEL IN GENESIS FOUR VERSE EIGHT!”
When I worked in a book store a man came in to preach. “My Jesus is still alive! he did not die! He walks with me and he lives with me. Jesus is alive!”
Being a bit younger and quicker with the quip I asked him, “Wow. That’s one old man. The smell has got to be awful. How do deal with it?”
4 responses to “Secular Sunday III – Bible Spoiler”
Bash quote:
yeah, but He comes back to life two pages later, put that in your spoiler pipe and smoke it 😉
Ach, I haven’t read that far yet! Don’t ruin it for me!
More Bash:
What a great spoiler.
When I worked in a book store a man came in to preach. “My Jesus is still alive! he did not die! He walks with me and he lives with me. Jesus is alive!”
Being a bit younger and quicker with the quip I asked him, “Wow. That’s one old man. The smell has got to be awful. How do deal with it?”
He left. Guess he didn’t read the whole book. 🙂