A Married Man

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If you’re reading this, I’m officially married! Tomorrow, it’s off to Maui for a week for our honeymoon.

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  1. A Worried Phoenix

    Holy crap, I heard there was an earthquake. Are you guys all OK?

  2. Nope, we’re all dead.

    Oh wait, I mean we’re all okay. Sorry, I got confused for a moment there.

  3. A Relieved Phoenix

    ^_^ That’s good. Because, um, Kaori was worried.

  4. chelsea

    I am so happy for you! Now that you two are married there will be no limit to the happiness you will find. You will move mountains for real.

    I love you and thought about you all day. Can’t wait for the pics-chels

    hug the fam for me.I love and miss you all so much. Can’t wait to know morah

  5. Wow, congratulations! I have not been able to get online much lately, so I did not even realize the wedding was last weekend, let alone make the Hawaii earthquake connection (though I did think to myself that you would probably mention it since you used to live there). Anyway, glad you’re all safe, and congrats again.

  6. Congrats and best wishes ….

  7. Don’t get me wrong, I mean earthquakes are sad and scary, but I think it’s a pretty neat connection. You can tell your grand kids “We moved the Earth!” I know, silly girl and her hopeless romantic ideas. Congratulations to you both! Just thinking about you two makes me smile. Awww.

  8. We all blame the earthquake on your wedding-night sex. You were going all night long when BAM! You made the entire island shudder. 😉

  9. Phoenix

    You were going all night long when BAM! You made the entire island shudder.

    Priceless. ^_^

  10. Will

    Friggen spammers…

  11. I’m sure you guys were going at it all night long. This being your first time sleeping with each other, that tends to…I’m sorry, I just can’t finish this. I’m laughing too hard.

    Hope you guys are having fun!

  12. Thanks everyone! We’re having a great time in Maui. You wouldn’t believe how many people crack the “wedding night sex = reason for earthquake” joke and think they’re being clever. It’s already pretty annoying. Especially the think-they’re-being-clever part.

    Anyway, back to the sex. I mean, back to the… Aw hell, who am I kidding?

  13. Lindy

    The difference with us making the joke is that we actually know you and it’s kindof funny to think that your wedding night was “your first time”. You should have seen your parent’s laugh when we cracked that joke for the first time…priceless.

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