5:30 A.M.: I wake up and have to pee. The alarm is set for 6, so I go back to bed. 5:45 A.M.: Fuck it, I can’t sleep. 6:25 A.M.: I get out of the shower and start to get dressed. Out the corner of my eye, I notice water on the kitchen floor. Did…

Everyone who reads this blog knows that I’m pretty open about most of the details of my life. I don’t mind if friends, family members, coworkers, or even complete strangers read my blog, because if I have anything I don’t want them to know about, I simply won’t write about it. There are, however, people…

One of my coworkers has an iPhone and she let me play with it today. Damn, it’s nice. I just wish the iPhone was available for the T-Mobile network because I’m about halfway through a two-year contract. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that by the time the contract expires, the iPhone will have been officially…

This post comes exactly one month from the moment I was to, “remove entirely from your web page the entire section you posted about [SpeedTicketBeaters.com]“. Instead of me being the one to cease and desist, it would appear that SpeedTicketBeaters.com’s legal department has ceased and desisted, as one full month later, I have yet to…

Living green is the trend these days, and Will Ferrell wants to help. You probably shouldn’t watch this at work. Or your grandmother’s house.

I missed it a couple of weeks ago, but 3 November marked the 50th anniversary of Laika’s trip into space, and I wanted to take a moment to celebrate her. Contrary to popular belief, Laika was not the first animal sent into space. That honor belongs to the humble fruit fly, a group of which…

Today on T.V. I saw the new Tickle Me Elmo ad. To see it for yourself, visit the official T.M.X. (Tickle Me Elmo Extra Special Edition) website and click on video #1. It shows Elmo in various positions, waving his arm around like he’s masturbating, giggling, and everything below his neck is obscured by a…

I have exciting news that I’ve been wanting to post for almost a week, but haven’t been able to until now. Early last week I accepted a position at Kauffman & Associates Inc, and on Friday morning, I resigned from KAYU. My last day there will be 7 December. Word has been spreading at work…

Morah was sick with a mild cold all weekend, so I spent the past few days taking care of her. Now, as is often the case, I’m the one who’s sick. I woke up yesterday with one nostril plugged up (I hate that!) and knew that it was starting. I woke up at about 2…

I have a confession to make. It’s not easy for me to admit this, but it’s a conclusion that I’ve come to recently, and I feel I should tell you all. I like that show Cavemen. I hate the premise and I particularly hate how the show is based on the GEICO ads, but for…