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Now you can order Surviving Terrorism, a book that spans “312 oversized, information-packed pages” and is supposedly filled with everything you need to know about how to survive a terrorist attack. The book’s website even includes testimonials. How can there be testimonials when this book was published =after= 9/11 and there haven’t been any other…

Remember how I said I was going to meet an old friend while in Moscow? Well I did. When I first met her four years ago, I thought she was hot. Nothing could have possibly prepared me for seeing her again. Holy hell. Now, four years later, hot doesn’t begin to describe how breathtakingly beautiful…

Well, I’ve managed to simmer down a bit. Morah and I are talking, and that’s good. We’ll see what happens. I was poking around on the Internet the other day (do you ever read people’s Blogs and wonder how they ended up finding the crap they link to?) and I saw an interesting looking ad,…

“The only second chance you get is the chance to make the same mistake twice.” I had two second chances. Two girls and two second chances. I tried with one of them. I made the same mistake. One down, one to go.

Today’s forcast: Storm warning.

I got shot at today. Two guys fired three rounds at me. My elbow hurts from where I hit the ground. Oh, did I mention that the gun had blanks in it?

Well, I was stood up again. I should have seen it coming, and in a way, I did. All day I was looking forward to going out with her and all day there was this little voice in the back of my head warning me not to get too excited. Sure enough, within 30 minutes…

Oh my god! I can’t live with this kind of stupidity! The guy down the hall who thinks I’m a racist is at it again. Tonight, I was hanging out with Jenna (the belly dancer) in my room. At one point in the evening, we left my room and went down into the lobby. It…