I just saw an advert on TV for a product that is ‘guaranteed to make you stop snoring the first night you use it or your money back.’ How would you know?

I was looking through my desk today and I found some old papers that had little sayings on them. The first is one a saw on a tee-shirt. I swear it was spelled this way. “A friendry greeting to let you know I think you frequentry and want to say hello. JUST HELLO.” The second…

Hmm. I came on here to say something, found an interesting blog on the front page of Blogger, and have subsequently forgotten what I was going to say. I was reading most of my old blogs last night. I started all the way back at the beginning and read almost every single one from then…

I found this quote in an old blog entry of mine. I laughed my ass off. I love this quote. “When She and I were together I felt like a million bucks. Now I need to spend and spend until there’s nothing left. I’ll always save a little, though. A nest egg, if you will.…

“Ravi: Wotto means swearing with someone else. William: Um… swearing with someone else? Ravi: Yeah. Like, instead of just swearing with yourself, you use somebody else. William: When I say “fu”, you say?? Lesley: Ck! You’re right. It’s much easier with two people. William: Much. Ravi: Nonononono. Wotto doesn’t work like that. It’s like, you…

Whoa, whoa, whoa… Back up the short bus. What the fuck is this? How come this chick didn’t tell me about this? You know how I found this? Good old Google. I was just messing around and seeing if I could find my site on Google and I found this! Excuse me, but I’d like…

Morah left just three hours ago and already feel that empty feeling. Or maybe I’m just bored. I think it’s a combination of both, and that can’t be good. *sigh* She’s so wonderful. I’m so lucky to have found her.

There is something terribly wrong with this.

Yay! Today kicks ass and sucks at the same time. What do you want first, the good news or the bad news? How about the bad news first… Morah is going home today. The good news is… Morah and I are officially together! Yay! I’m so happy. We’re so happy. Hee hee… I’m all giddy.…

Today I was looking for something to eat in the fridge, and I discovered that my family has a lot of cheese. I mean a lot. We have block cheddar, pre-sliced cheddar, Kraft Singles, two chunks of block Monterey Jack, Brie, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Muenster, and a large number of small ‘sample-sized’ cheeses that we got…