A Life Less Ordinary

Every TV station gets its share of calls from (dumb) irate viewers. About a quarter of the time their complaints don’t really apply to the station (especially when they call the wrong the station). Here’s what one dumbass– Er, valuable viewer had to say recently: Hi. I have an issue and I was wondering why…

A friend of mine works on the set of FOX’s show, Northshore. Here’s what he has to say about it: Over 200 men and women, good and true, bust their ass twelve-to-fourteen hours a day making a beautiful LOOKING show. The problem, however, is that there is one talentless hack sitting behind a typewriter in…

Before I forget again, I wanted to mention that I never understood how people could sleep through their alarms. I often wear earplugs when I sleep and I’ve never slept through my alarm for more than a minute. It probably helps that I have Morah next to me so she can elbow me until I…

I was watching Dr. Phil yesterday and he said that he thinks people should do anything they want to spice up their sex lives, but that they should never bring another person into it. He said every single instance he’s ever seen of people bringing someone else into their relationship results in one or both…

Hey, fah-que you too, buddy. Anyway, as you may have noticed, I have added a FAQ to my site. You will be able to find answers to such popular and riveting questions as, “What’s the deal with this thing?” and “I don’t like your site.” More than just a resource, the new ALLO FAQ is…

If you watch TV (something that men 18-34 are doing less), you’ve probably seen the spots for the new McDonald’s Chicken Selects. They feature people in various situations (at work, at home, et cetera) telling non-existent people to “back away from the chicken”. What message is this sending? As my girlfriend pointed out, the message…