A Life Less Ordinary

I took my sister and a couple of her friends to the mall today. On our way there we had to wait at a stop light. While waiting, one of my sister’s friends noted that the vehicle ahead of us belonged to the Department of Corrections and was full of convicts. Someone said something about…

I’m livid. I just shelled out ten bucks and wasted my time so some hack could tell me I need to diet and exercise. No shit, who the fuck doesn’t? I’m mad because I could be at work right now making money to finish paying my mum back. Well, she insisted I go see him,…

On Tuesday night we were in Sandpoint and I =finally= got to go to Ivano’s, an Italian restaurant that my parents have been raving about. Everything was really good, but it took quite a while for our meal to get to us. In fact, we had been at the restaurant for about an hour by…

I can’t believe the road construction here in Spokane. It took me about ten minutes just to get past the construction today. Normally I just zip through a parking lot to get from one road (Regal St.) to the road that I need to be on (37th St.) to get to the road I take…

Well, we’ve reached a milestone in cable television. Last night at work we were waiting for the show to resume (we were in a commercial) and the other camera guy starts flipping through the channels. He flips up to Comedy Central, on which is The Man Show. They were doing something at some Marti Gras…

I just blogged about the Segway, and now that I’m poking around their site, I realize how truly lame their technology is. There’s a section on their site where you’re supposed to put in your address and they’ll show you how much more distance you can cover by using a Segway as opposed to walking.…

There’s a company that wants to sue the makers of an as of yet unreleased product. Too bad no one is actually going to buy “it”.

Okay, it’s almost three in the morning and I’m still awake. What the hell? I’ve tried all sorts of things in an attempt to get to sleep and nothing is working. I’ve spent the last hour laying in bed trying to get to sleep. Argle. I guess I’ll just have to go back to my…

Well, it’s official. Selling your scalp as ad space is the hot new trend. I decided I couldn’t pass up something like this, so I set up my own auction that gives companies a chance to advertise on me.

On my way to work tonight (which is where I am writing this from), I happened to pass a Zip’s Restaurant. Nothing special, I know, but I found it very amusing that there was a police car waiting in the drive through.