I was watching Dr. Phil yesterday and he said that he thinks people should do anything they want to spice up their sex lives, but that they should never bring another person into it. He said every single instance he’s ever seen of people bringing someone else into their relationship results in one or both…

Hey, fah-que you too, buddy. Anyway, as you may have noticed, I have added a FAQ to my site. You will be able to find answers to such popular and riveting questions as, “What’s the deal with this thing?” and “I don’t like your site.” More than just a resource, the new ALLO FAQ is…

If you watch TV (something that men 18-34 are doing less), you’ve probably seen the spots for the new McDonald’s Chicken Selects. They feature people in various situations (at work, at home, et cetera) telling non-existent people to “back away from the chicken”. What message is this sending? As my girlfriend pointed out, the message…

Not that I’m a big voter (I haven’t yet and don’t plan to. If you must flame me, please post a comment to this entry and don’t e-mail me directly), but I’m disappointed with Washington state over the choice to change their primary election system. For seventy years, the state of Washington has used a…

My friend AJ just sent me this message: “i dreamt about you the other night. i woke up smiling.”

I really need to start writing down everything I want to post. I can’t remember half the cool shit I was going to pass on to you. One thing I do remember concerns a topic that almost had me posting a second time yesterday. I was bored at work (as per usual) and so to…

RSS already has a couple of popular meanings (Really Simple Syndication and RDF Site Summary), but now I’m out to add another one. Really Slick Stuff. I love this whole RSS thing! Now when I visit sites I like, I take the time to poke around for a feed, which isn’t always as easy as…

When did Jesse James become such a whore? He’s endorsing everything from Coors Beer to AutoZone to Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo, for fuck’s sake! When I first saw a programme about Jesse James on TV, I thought he was such a cool guy. Now, his appeal is waning as a result of his willingness to shill whatever…

I can’t live without the Internet. Sad? Probably, but at least I can admit it. I like cable Internet because I’m used to it. DSL may be wonderful for other people, but cable works for me. Plus, you always hear all this stuff about DSL having hidden fees, but cable is really straightforward. So I…

Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of humour. The day after my post about losing friends from the past, I get a message from this guy named Jason, who I used to be friends with. The message wasn’t entirely random; I had been actively trying to reconnect with him (among others). What was…